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DaisyMaeGoGo
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...and why they suck. ( from cracked.com)
cracked.com/article_16766_5-jobs-you-wanted-as-kid-why-they-suck.html

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. ~Edwin Hubbel Chapin

9/8/2010 9:22 PM

carbar
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist
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Registered: Feb 2008
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Captain Buzzkill. Hee. Thanks DMGG. That made me giggle and I needed that.

Embrace the suck.

9/8/2010 9:28 PM

Andy
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So your kid wants to be an astronaut: I loved this one....

Step 1: Go buy a van - preferably a 1976 Peugeot.

Step 2: Have the owner's manual translated into Russian.

Step 3: Tell your child to pretend the van is a space station, and that his or her assignment is to rotate the tires.

Step 4: Push the van to the bottom of a swimming pool. Hand your child the translated owner's manual, a toolbox and a balloon full of air.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_16766_5-jobs-you-wanted-as-kid-and-why-they-suck_p2.html#ixzz0yzqZUbVN

"Maybe we should chug over to Mamby Pamby Land where we can find some self-confidence for ya you jackwaggon!" Sarge

9/8/2010 9:44 PM

Lenny99
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Registered: Apr 2007
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I wanted to drive the street sweeper.

Long distance runner, what you standin' there for?

9/9/2010 12:16 AM

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